Dear John,

(Don't be mistaken, this is not the charming Channing Tatum in the show 'Dear John' :p)

I just found out something, I feel slightly sorry for you but I can't help thinking its the best choice I've ever made in my life. Because of that, I lost myself an ambitious boy (Note: in unrealistic ways and would never get down to work on the already nonsensical stuff anyway. Somebody please tell him that its a double negative if you care, because I don't. And yes, a boy still. Not the age, its the mindset.)

Always wanted to tell you that but didn't have the heart to ruin a boy's dream, how can anyone, right?



Ah, and wait for it, wait for it..


..found myself a real man whom I can be very proud of, in all aspects. (Pun intended)


With much disgust but wonderful life now,
That fucking bitch (:


(Coon: Oui !)