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Freshman Guide to Bra Removal



OBJECTIVE

To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.



WHAT YOU NEED

1) Girl with bra

2) Two functional hands

3) Common sense



TECHNIQUES

1) THE HOUDINI HUG : Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying "Ta-dah!"

2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE : An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.

3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT : Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.



DO NOT USE : Scissors, Blowtorch, Pliers, Wire strippers, Cutlery, Black Magic, Staple remover, Chain Saw, Brute Strength, CB4, Set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer (especially if the bra is freaking expensive, you better watch out, the girl will tear you apart)



*WARNING*

When removing bra, you should nt say the following:

1) "I really want to thank you for this."

2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger!"

3) "Do you have any cereal?"





--Comedy Central--



Trying to amuse myself at, time check, 1:35am. (:



I went for dental this morning, a very quick one though. And started to hunt for food since Mr Racoon's sleeping mate didn't manage to wake up for KFC breakfast with me T_T All Racoon's fault, why never bite him to wake him up ! Hah, so I trot over to JE central's coffee shop and get myself a banana fish cake and 2 siewmais. Wanted to take 105 from there but realise the bus doesn't go there anymore. Am I slow, or.. am I extremely slow? Mood dampened a little more, so I laze around NTUC and get myself 2 bottles of Ice Mountain before crossing the damn road (It was raining, therefore the damn.) Walk past Pasar Malam already no mood to eat. (But of course I was thinking for 5 good seconds whether I'll regret it) I didn't buy, in the end.



It was 1pm at that time, and class starts only at 2pm. So I decided to walk to the bus interchange to take 105. But the next thing I know, I found myself up the escalator, subconsciously bringing myself to take the train. T_T Extra mood dampening for being so out of the world. Did a U-turn and walk to the bus interchange again. Sigh.



Had CR presentation. Blah blah. By now, got to know all my term tests results already. Better buck up for CR and IT, but glad enough I got 78/100 for Safety&Health, & 76/100 for MICE. The thought of tutorials irks me, though.



Its a quiet night. And I feel oddly out of place. But the music's keeping me company. (:



(Watching the MJ memorial Live @ CNN now.)